The Starry Sky Has Much To Say About the Beginning of 2024. Here, We Unfold Their Secrets for Restaurant Workers in February
The stars align in the deepest winter skies with secrets to carry us through the final trek of the first chapter in the book we have read many times before.
There is much to be learned, absorbed, and projected in this February Horoscope for those restaurant workers who will listen.
You’ll be reminded to slow down when Mars enters Aquarius, and your world collides with the busboy, sending down a chaotic mess of dinnerware with a thunderous wave throughout the restaurant.
This mid-winter month inspires you to take on the most arduous tasks enthusiastically. You will achieve the highest praise for your hood cleaning, earning you the privilege of being the designated hood cleaner henceforth.
If the closer’s lack of attention to detail makes you feel testy, wait until the delivery order arrives on the 13th—your wrath knows no bounds.
Your secret crush was going to leave you their number this Valentine’s, but since your boss switched to an all-digital checkout process, fate has other plans.
You’ll finally become the pack leader this month as the last remaining member of the original team. You must teach the new cubs the ways, like all the secret eating spots, and how to maintain calm under pressure.
You will reach the peak of organizational success this Valentine’s Day service. No one in the history of the restaurant industry has streamlined their Valentine’s Day reservation list, as you will.
Valentine’s Day has you feeling like Cupid. Stir things up by writing secret love notes and leaving them around the restaurant for your teammates to find.
The bird and the bees, cupid’s arrow, and the whole mushy gushy emotions of Valentine’s Day aren’t your vibe. It’s okay to sit this one out and just cry in the walk-in.
A love note will surface behind the bottle of Jameson. Could it be that one coworker is finally admitting their devoted love to you? You should glare at them a lot.
Forget Valentine’s Day. It’s a leap year bitch. Take that extra day and make that money.
Fortunes Wheel plays a tedious game—one second you’re up, the next you’re down—this February, you’re somewhere in between. Which direction is in store for you? Only the family meal you make next week will tell. No pressure.
Congratulations on being the only one to continue your New Year’s resolution of showing up to your shift on time and ready to work. While you won’t see any direct benefits, you can judge everyone else now—and reasonably so.