March 9

Not Your Father’s Food Porn

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Not Your Father’s Food Porn

You’ve heard it over and over – ‘why aren’t you on InstaFaceSnapBlr?’ You keep hearing how easy it is to create a social media following. You keep hearing how it’s free marketing that can take your business to the next level. But every time you take a picture from your phone and post it, no one likes it except your one aunt you haven’t talked to since she shared her opinions on politics last Christmas. What gives? It’s time for you to hear the hard truth: Your pictures are boring.Look, you’re proud of your fish and chips. They are one of the most popular items on your bar menu. But the truth is your fish and chips are not just delicious, but are also a study in the colors brown and beige.How do you add some color? How do you get those ‘likes’ and followers you keep hearing about? Don’t worry, our Instagram expert @meatballssmama has everything you need to make your next post a success. Welcome to our new feature: Not Your Father’s Food Porn with Meatballssmama.

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About the author

Jack Hott

Some say Jack Hott was born in a restaurant. Others say he wasn’t born at all but discovered behind a Hobart stand mixer. Wherever he comes from, he’s made a career out of only being a good enough employee to skate by in the restaurant industry since the mid-90s. Jack Hott, if that’s even his real name, has gotten lost in walk-ins, stared into the abyss of pizza ovens, spilled red wine on white linen tablecloths, and shaken cocktails he was supposed to stir. If you can find him on social media, for your own safety, please do not follow him.


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